Finished with this godforsaken hellhole forever! Forever? Forever-ever! Final day at uni DONE!
Matt Mira (Nerdist podcast!) makes it weird! Listen to Matt’s podcast, FEaB! Follow @peteholmez on Twitter and Like the show on Facebook. Buy YMIW shirts and Pete’s album “Impregnated with Wonder”!…
"And then there’s this dark corner of your brain where there’s a bar, like a tavern, and there’s an asshole in all of us, and he get’s drunk, and he’s sick of your shit, and one day when you’re sleeping he holds a knife to your throat and he says ‘you gotta do something, and I’m gonna take over’. And he does. And you don’t even notice it, he’s so subtle. You’re like mildly possessed. And he starts setting up the pieces to fucking bring the whole god damn building down. And when it’s done, and you’re in the clear, he’s like ‘I’ll be in the bottom of the bottle of Jack. You’re fucking welcome you coward."
Pete Holmes on self deprecation and destructive relationships, and how to pull the trigger. My favorite episode ever.
Jag är känd som mannen som äter lunch, mannen som ibland sover och mannen som ibland tar en dusch.
My brother, always blurring the line between art and social media.
you’re missing out, gay lunch is pretty awesome.
(via arthurian)(via gaffegaffe)